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Funny Breakfastny Breakfast Quotes & Sayings
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper
Adelle Davis
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When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper.
Dan O'Brien
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I love Audrey Hepburn. I thought she was very classy. I like Breakfast at Tiffany's and a lot of her movies.
Emily Osment
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My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
Winston Churchill
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If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.
William Tecumseh Sherman
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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
Francis Bacon
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Oh, my friends, be warned by me, That breakfast, dinner, lunch and tea, Are all human frame requires.
Hilaire Belloc
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You expect far too much of a first sentence. Think of it as analogous to a good country breakfast: what we want is something simple, but nourishing to the imagination.
Larry McMurtry
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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People need to stop complaining bout being single since there's bigger problems in the world. Like McDonalds not serving breakfast after 10:30.
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Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.
Pat Buchanan
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The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.
C S Forester
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I eat your girl up for breakfast, wont save you no extras. Say she fu..ing with me cause a real ni... is her preference.
Tity Boi
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In these days a man is nobody unless his biography is kept so far posted up that it may be ready for the national breakfast-table on the morning after his demise.
Anthony Trollope
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Break records at Louie, ate breakfast at Gucci. My girl a superstar all from a home movie.
Kanye West
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Waking up early for breakfast television = dangerous. Who knows what new words I'll invent when I am this sleepy. 'Goodmorgthfin Calgary'
Carly Rae Jepsen
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I definitely have a family. I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day, like get up and go to school. Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Tina Yothers
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A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.
Anne Spencer
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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But after a few minutes of convincing myself that I really wanted to go - telling myself that I love skating and that my coach is there waiting for me - I would get up and go. And my mother would always get up and eat breakfast with me!
Nancy Kerrigan
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