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Funny Burns Quotes & Sayings
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And thus it was that I started to wonder why Robert Burns is so important to us. We have other poets, and other writers, and other heroes, yet we do not afford them the veneration that we afford to Robert Burns.
Len G Murray
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The funny thing is that all Ive added into my routine is a dance class, like twice a week. I love dancing. And I kick-box like, all the time. I love boxing. Its my thing. That burns some serious calories!
LeAnn Rimes
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
George Burns
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing.
Robert Burns
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How can I die? I'm booked.
George Burns
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Kindness is the cause of all anxiety.
David D Burns
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
George Burns
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The flame is not out, but it is flickering.
Ken Burns
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You know what burns me? Matches.
Jay London
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
George Burns
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Don't hustle old people.
John Burns
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Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.
Steve Burns
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The fire burns as the novel taught it how.
Wallace Stevens
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
George Burns
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Suspense is worse than disappointment.
Robert Burns
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I am not ashamed to say that I am the son of a washerwoman.
John Burns
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