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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
George Burns
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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
George Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
George Burns
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s.. at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George F Burns
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One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George F Burns
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
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At my age flowers scare me.
George F Burns
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on the spot. Steve Allen was marvelous, and so was George Burns. But Bob may be the king of them all, you know.
Rich Little
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