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Funny Catholic Nun Quotes & Sayings
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Queens has some really Catholic neighborhoods. I mean exceptionally Catholic. Even the praying mantises dont just pray. They say novenas.
Steve Allen
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I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.
Gabrielle Reece
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If we get you in the early years of your life and we fill your head with all of the Catholic stories, then it's very hard for you to stop being Catholic. Catholics are Catholics because they like being Catholic.
Andrew Greeley
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Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump nuns.
Jenny McCarthy
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire
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Becoming Catholic involves entering into a relationship with the Catholic Church.
Carl Olson
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BC is not going to replace the hierarchy, and BC is not going to lead some major reform in the Catholic Church - that's got to come out of the whole Catholic community.
William P Leahy
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Catholic liturgical music, it would seem, is everywhere but in the Catholic Church itself.
Richard Morris
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You're a Catholic in Italy when you're born, it's unthinkable to stop being Catholic. You just take the rules a lot more seriously, because it pervades your culture.
Andrew Greeley
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How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans.
Unknown
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I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
Peter Ustinov
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God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Unknown
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The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man.
Unknown
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
George Carlin
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I grew up a Catholic and I don't want to talk badly about the Catholic Church but there's a lot of routine stuff going on. You say the same prayers, you sit, you kneel, whatever.
Bernhard Langer
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The artistic taste of the Catholic priests is appalling and I am most anxious to have a Catholic church in which everything is genuine and good, and not tawdry and ostentatious.
Giles Gilbert Scott
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What do they call Church pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.
Unknown
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I was raised a Catholic and when you're raised a Catholic they don't teach you to think for yourself. You're taught not to think too deeply about things.
Abel Ferrara
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Once a Catholic always a Catholic.
Angus Wilson
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You don't need to be Catholic to be Catholic anymore. If you dissent, you don't get out. Martin Luther looks like a prince compared to these people because he knew when it was time to go.
James P McFadden
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