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If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5...'Turn left boiiii...Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.'
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When I'm living in the world of luxury and celebrity, which is where I found myself for a large part of my life, it's a walk-on part. Not a vital necessity, like it is for so many people. I enjoy it but I can see right through it!
Agnetha Faltskog
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Actors didn't use to be celebrities. A hundred years ago, they put the theaters next to the brothels. Actors were poor. Celebrities used to be kings and queens. Then the United States abolished monarchy, and now there's this coming together of show business and celebrity. I don't think it's healthy. I don't want to sound self-important, but all these celebrity shows and magazines, it comes from us, from Hollywood, from our country. We're the ones creating it. And I think it works in close step with a lot of other bad things that are happening in the world. It promotes greed, it promotes being selfish and it promotes this ladder, where you're a better person if you have more money. It's not at all about the work itself. Don't get me wrong. I love movies. But this myth of celebrity has nothing to do with movies.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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When I'm living in the world of luxury and celebrity, which is where I found myself for a large part of my life, it's a walk-on part. Not a vital necessity, like it is for so many people. I enjoy it but I can see right through it!
Agnetha Faltskog
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I don't enjoy being a celebrity, I don't want any part of that or any part of that fame for fame... I'd actually rather die than be a celebrity slime!!!
Marc Almond
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Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
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If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own d..k on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's d..ks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own d..k? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.
Marilyn Manson
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When I'm living in the world of luxury and celebrity, which is where I found myself for a large part of my life, it's a walk-on part. Not a vital necessity, like it is for so many people. I enjoy it but I can see right through it!
Agnetha Faltskog
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When I'm living in the world of luxury and celebrity, which is where I found myself for a large part of my life, it's a walk-on part. Not a vital necessity, like it is for so many people. I enjoy it but I can see right through it!
Agnetha Faltskog
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When I'm living in the world of luxury and celebrity, which is where I found myself for a large part of my life, it's a walk-on part. Not a vital necessity, like it is for so many people. I enjoy it but I can see right through it!
Agnetha Faltskog
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I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with a positive attitude like I did, like this is going to be a positive experience. I made a lot of head way in my life and for that I got a lot of people who respect me for what I did on that show.
Ralphie May
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I just don't think most celebrity relationships are real and have a real foundation, I don't think that it started with real love and everything. I think the way Hov is, everyone started getting on these celebrity couples after they seen Hov and Beyonce which I believe is the one true, real one. I want 'em to make it. I like those two alot. Hov is my brother and I'm just happy for them now. But they thing looks really real and with everyone else, it's like Hov tells you to take off your throwbacks and put on button-downs and that's what they do. They see Hov with the power couple and that's what they doing. That's like what's 'in' now.
Irv Gotti
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Madonna Quotes & Sayings Related Results Quotes about: Legends Women Children Feminism Women Love Gossip Celebrity Willpower Song Lyrics Fear Satisfaction s.. Celebrity Provocative Spicy Fame Egotism T-Shirt I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God. Madonna quotes 0 up, 0 down About: Fame quotes Celebrity quotes God quotes Suggest Revision: I won't be happy till I'm as famous as God. I always thought I should be treated like a star. Madonna quotes 0 up, 0 down About: Fame quotes Celebrity quotes Egotism quotes Suggest Revision: I always thought I should be treated like a star. A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want. Madonna quotes 0 up, 0 down About: Fear quotes Satisfaction quotes T-Shirt quotes Suggest Revision: A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want. When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thir
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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I was like, 'I want that one!'
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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