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Funny Coffee Morning Statusys Quotes & Sayings
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Good Morning Sunday! Coffee plus a crossword puzzle equals my Sunday Morning.
Unknown
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Each human is a complex creature whose behavior is driven by emotion, beliefs, point of view, and how much coffee they had that morning.
Senora Roy
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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.
Ozzy Osbourne
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV.
Scott Patterson
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An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, A cup of coffee in your hand & A sms from me on your mobile?! Have a great day! Good Morning.
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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There is nothing better than the smell of coffee in the morning.
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Dear coffee, thank you for being there for me this morning.
Unknown
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Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very careful to help coffee producers in developing countries grow coffee without pesticides and in ways that preserve forest structure.
Jared Diamond
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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The mind of a woman: If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Unknown
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When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.
Helen Hayes
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So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math major is so tough I would have to stay up very late. I was going to need coffee to do that. Well, merely because they said that, I never drank coffee in college, never got addicted to it, never needed it.
Danica McKellar
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
Emo Philips
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Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.
Jack LaLanne
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Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?
Jack LaLanne
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A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.
Henry Ward Beecher
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