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Funny Coffee Pi Quotes & Sayings
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Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.
Kevin Garnett
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Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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I grab a Swisher Sweet and use my fingernail to cut it. Gut it, then I dump the droppin' out then stuff it full of coffee and if you don't know by now coffee is kilo. In other words weed a fat dime is a pillar.
Devin Tha Dude
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.this is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when its revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin for an emotionally co-dependent shitstorm.
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I got baby food in my coffee maker.
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If beer, coffee, or a nap can't cure it, you've got a serious problem.
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I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.
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I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.
Hugh Laurie
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My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
Unknown
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Moving from chair to chair, from coffee machine to coffee machine is the limit of my action in most films. But I enjoy being cast in them because I love watching them.
Stephen Fry
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table...theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
Garrison Keillor
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Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom, that's life, sweetened but not stirred well.
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My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Each human is a complex creature whose behavior is driven by emotion, beliefs, point of view, and how much coffee they had that morning.
Senora Roy
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The only thing I plan to accomplish at work today is to turn a gallon of coffee into a gallon of piss.
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It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.
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The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the old grounds. While youre doing that, make an espresso then add that to a mug of the double-brewed coffee. In my house, we call it a red-eye. Drink one first thing Monday morning and youll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for the rest of the week.
Ozzy Osbourne
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