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Funny Cold Weather Status Quotes & Sayings
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We can also cut by heat - heat punch. And we also can cut by cold - extreme cold. When you cut with heat, it makes a mark. With cold, no mark. It depends on the fabric.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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I've lived in California my whole life, growing up and in college. Adjusting to the cold and learning how to dress for the cold was much different, but other than that, I've traveled so much with this team and the youth teams that its just a new and fun experience.
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I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
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Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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I wonder who the first person was to see an egg come out of a chickens butt and think...'That looks tasty, I'm gonna eat that.'
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night.
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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
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