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Funny College Life Quotes & Sayings
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Never get married in college; its hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds youve already made one mistake.
Unknown
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I plan to go to college in Southampton, a fishery studies college. Again, my brother was down there about two years ago and he said it was great, so I'm looking forward to that.
Tom Felton
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If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.
Syd Barrett
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College football is big in the south. College...not so much.
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Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Garry Trudeau
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They were often the first students in their family to go to college and the very idea of higher education was still foreign to them. They had to make a conscious and often difficult decision to come to college.
Michael N Castle
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Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
Unknown
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
Unknown
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A professional player is smarter than a college man. He uses his noodle. He knows what to do and when to do it. He rarely goes up in the air as is the case with most of our college players when they get in a tight place.
Red Grange
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These ivy league students are in the upper echelon of the college boards and had great opportunity in front of them regardless of where they go to college. Its in their very nature and it is something they expect.
Michael N Castle
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Everyone says your school friends will be friends for life but I definitely think it's your college friends.
Unknown
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Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles.
Unknown
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At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.
Barnaby C Keeney
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
Unknown
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As I went to college, I went into radio and television. Now I suppose most people think that's one step ahead of basket weaving as a major in college, but it was part of the journalism department.
Sam Donaldson
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Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughan
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Last year, we had a lot of ups and downs. But as a team we rallied together. It just put us in a position where we see what we can do. I don't want to leave college without a ring.
Maurice Ager
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They should have a rule: in order to be a sportswriter, you have to have played that sport, at some level; high school, college, junior college, somewhere. Or, you should have had to have been around the game for a long time.
Oscar Robertson
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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I used to keep my college room mate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks.
Joan Welsh
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