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Funny Couch Potato Quotes & Sayings
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We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!
Jersey Shore
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Girls fall through like coins in a couch, now we just fu..in all the b-tches they warned us about.
Drake
4 Likes
I've never been to a festival. I'm a creature of habit, mashed-potato comfort, I like rugs. Our sofa's squishy. Maybe too squishy - it's hard to get up sometimes.
Martin Freeman
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I've never been to a festival. I'm a creature of habit, mashed-potato comfort, I like rugs. Our sofa's squishy. Maybe too squishy - it's hard to get up sometimes.
Martin Freeman
1 Likes
Coffee. Cardio. Pilates. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just eat cake and sit on the couch.
Unknown
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I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I crash on your couch? -Lrr
Futurama
1 Likes
I remember this guy lit my couch on fire a couple of times.
James Hetfield
0 Likes
F**k your awards like Eddie Murphys couch. The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house.
Jay-Z
4 Likes
Having wires strewn across your couch and across the floor is a big deal to a lot of people.
J Allard
2 Likes
So I set out to study the oxidation system in the potato, which, if damaged, causes the plant to turn brown. I did this in the hope of discovering, through these studies, the key to the understanding of adrenal function.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
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My whole staff love to laugh and count the money. On the couch, hands in our pants like Al Bundy.
Nelly
1 Likes
I don't sleep with my pigs. But we hang out on the couch and watch Iron Chef.
Hayden Christensen
2 Likes
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
Celia Cruz
9 Likes
I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.
Ana Beatriz Barros
5 Likes
I can sit on the couch all day and watch DIY network...So creative and inspiring.
Audrina Patridge
2 Likes
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It is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet, than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble.
Epicurus
1 Likes
I can honestly, and proudly, say that I never was on the casting couch. Oh, of course there have been advances from certain men in the movie industry, but nothing overwhelming.
Dorothy Stratten
0 Likes
Double MG shit I put the set down. Rick James back, bad bi...es on the couch.
Wale
2 Likes
I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch!
Kellie Pickler
3 Likes
If I were 21 and doing this commercial, I'd be all about what I look like. Now I'm like, 'Hell yeah! I'll sit on this couch and eat this yogurt that makes you crap!'
Kristen Wiig
1 Likes
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