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Funny Couch Potato Quotes & Sayings
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For that scratch I'll peel your potato. I ain't running with the G-unit but I fu..s with Yayo. I know you heard about the gorgeous one serving em base. From the land of father Mc and third base.
Stack Bundles
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I honestly if I get a vacation I'm gonna go and sit on my couch in New York cause that's the one place I haven't been for a very long time.
Matt Damon
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Man, dreads hanging out the ski mask. Run up in your house, the couch potatoes getting mashed.
Lil Wayne
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Country and western is ignored by the intellectuals. They don't look at it as an art form. They think it's just somebody sitting on his couch singing about his life.
Ricky Skaggs
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It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.
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I'll be lounging on the couch, Just chillin' in my snuggie. Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie. 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man...
Bruno Mars
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Sit in a ni...'s ride the seats feel like a couch big keys in my pouch, bi... if it hurt say ouch.
Bun B
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I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate.
Ryan Lochte
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Ugh, chandelier ceiling, my couch, dont sit with denim. My marble floors are killing, gold cars are so relentless.
Tyga
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My new nightly routine...get a bowl of ice cream, sit on the couch, and get caught up on all the Amanda Bynes news from the last 24 hours.
Shane Dawson
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The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down.
Othello
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I'll be lounging on the couch just chillen in my snuggie click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie cuz I'm my castle I'm the fricken man.
Bruno Mars
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Boiling water hardens a potato but it softens an egg. It is circumstances which determine ones attitude.
DrAnil Kumar Sinha
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I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie.
Claude Williams
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I build homes. My brother and I will buy a house that's falling down and reconfigure the whole thing. We take care of everything from the shingles on the roof to the piping on the couch.
Jeremy Renner
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I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
Dan Castellaneta
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I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.
Abbey Lincoln
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Cuddy to House: l'll be on your couch with a shotgun, in case you try to make a limp for the border.
House MD
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