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Funny Deaf Quotes & Sayings
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I placed over a thousand deaf people in jobs throughout my career working for the deaf.
Camryn Manheim
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One of the things I did when I was in New York, which has a wonderful deaf community, is I have worked on making Broadway more accessible to deaf people.
Camryn Manheim
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One of the reasons I wanted to teach deaf children was because it made me very sad that they spoke so clumsily and that they moved with less grace that I knew was possible of deaf people.
Stephanie Beacham
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The deaf community is in a favorable position because they have a national theatre and training groups of their own to get them started. Deaf actors have often acquired very valuable skills and experience before they get their break.
Richard Masur
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I know deaf people. I have discussed the issues with them I've also thought about them a lot so I have some insights that go a little further than people who haven't had contact with the deaf community.
Richard Masur
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Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'bi... better keep my name out your hands.'
Unknown
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Watch me when people say deaf and dumb, or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name.
Marlee Matlin Marlee Matlin
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
Unknown
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Hey ni..., ni..., ni..., ni...You know that sh.. I sold you last week...It's nothin ni... it's nothin, it's nothin...This sh.. here ni..., this sh.. here ni..., this sh.. right here ni..., This shit called Deaf...Death? You mean I'm gonna hit it and die!! Not death ni... deaf...You hit this sh.. twice you wont hear sh..
Katt Williams
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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People are going deaf because music is played louder and louder, but because they're going deaf, it has to be played louder still.
Milan Kundera
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None so deaf as those that will not hear.
Matthew Henry
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None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see.
Matthew Henry
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I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I.
Loretta Young
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If you're powerful, you are much more likely to be blind and deaf to signals from outside.
Adam Michnik
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If you are the master be sometimes blind, if you are the servant be sometimes deaf.
R Buckminster Fuller
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But as far as my work is concerned, I see no impediment, and various advantages, to being deaf.
Stephanie Beacham
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain
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The refs have always been blind, it's our job to make them deaf.
Unknown
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