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Funny Death Jokesheart Quotes & Sayings
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The worst is death, and death will have his day.
William Shakespeare
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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Fulton Sheen
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Aldous Huxley
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If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
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Our desire for immortality through our individual & collective creativity despite inevitable death is the only truly funny thing.
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In the dualism of death and life there is a harmony. We know that the life of a soul, which is finite in its expression and infinite in its principle, must go through the portals of death in its journey to realize the infinite. It is death which is m
Rabindranath Tagore
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Death. We view death, as influenced by our upbringing. Death. The end. Game over. If we were to take Death in a different angle of perspective, such as an idea...as they say 'Ideas can never die'. And if we were apply this idea to ourselves, the world would be significantly different. An idea can be represented by various embodiment's and forms of it, however, these are just representation, and not the essence of the idea itself. These representations of an idea can be destroyed, but the idea can never perish. If we view our bodies, thoughts; our entire world to be a representation of our 'idea', then life is far different. The idea being that, we are energy, we are an idea. If destroyed, the idea remains - Energy cannot be destroyed. An idea, an energy is not defined or segregated into different segments...everything is one. All connected. All the same. Unity. So in this perspective, Death isn't so bad, now is it?
A D Kruk
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I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Virginia Woolf
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
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When the death a family member plagues your family just remember that they are probably in a better place and would be happier for you to realize this.
Collin Mitchell
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Set honor in one eye and death i' the other And I will look on both indifferently; For let the gods so speed me as I love The name of honor more than I fear death.
William Shakespeare
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For any culture which is primarily concerned with meaning, the study of death - the only certainty that life holds for us - must be central, for an understanding of death is the key to liberation in life.
Stanislav Grof
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Death is the begining, the birth of births, a rebirth, a second chance to fix all mistakes, Death is the begining.
Marc Lampe
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Firstly, there is no such person as Death. Second, Death's this tall guy with a bone face, like a skeletal monk, with a scythe and an hourglass and a big white horse and a penchant for playing chess with Scandinavians. Third, he doesn't exist either.
Neil Gaiman
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I see death as a private event, the destruction of the universe in the brain and in the senses of man, and I cannot see any man's death as a contributing factor in the success or failure of a military campaign.
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If physical death is the price that I must pay to free my white brothers and sisters from a permanent death of the spirit, then nothing can be more redemptive.
Martin Luther King Jr
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In the event of the death of a current or former President, like the recent death of President Ronald Reagan, the flag should be flown at half-staff for thirty days from the day of the death.
Michael K Simpson
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When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
Billy Bob Thornton
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