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Funny Dirty Shower Quotes & Sayings
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Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
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Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
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Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
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And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
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Going back to an Ex that has hurt you is like taking a shower and putting your dirty clothes back on.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
Nolan Bushnell
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Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
Nolan Bushnell
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I had a girlfriend at college and she called me up and said, 'Let's go camping'. She was the first girl to have ever asked me to go camping. We toured up to Yellowstone, came through San Francisco, and down towards Carmel and Big Sur. That was amazing to me, it was the best date ever. It got a little dirty towards the end, we had to shower in the river. I thought that was pretty creative of her.
Chace Crawford
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Here's a little shower gift to wish you wedded bliss, May you have much joy and happiness, all sealed with a kiss.
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dir.. in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dir.. to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Robert Schimmel
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's s..ual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
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