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Funny Dirty Shower Quotes & Sayings
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I'm going to introduce a resolution to have the postmaster general stop reading dirty books and deliver the mail.
Gale W McGee
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Hey s..y boy, set me free, don't be so shy, play with me My dirty boy, can't you see, you are the one for meeeee.
Alexandra Stan
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The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.
Frank Miller
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Hey s..y boy, set me free, don't be so shy, play with me. My dirty boy, can't you see, that you belong next to me.
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All these broads wont give me my props. 25 on the bank I be stunting on there a.. and they mad cause the b-tch wont stop.
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To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself.
George Orwell
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No more teachers, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks.
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I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor.
Jonny Lee Miller
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Making movies is the best blue-collar job in the world. I spend 20-hour days with carpenters, electricians-all of us getting our hands dirty. Acting is only the art part.
Renee Zellweger
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Sending the warmest Christmas wishes to you and your family. May God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas!
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For a house, somewhere near Los Angeles I found an old church. Very old, no longer used. So we moved the church to the land, and I took off the steeple, and I got my hands dirty.
Douglas Sirk
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Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker.
George Eliot
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I've had some painful experiences in my life, but I feel like I'm trivializing them by using them for a scene in a movie. I don't want to do that. It just makes me feel kind of dirty for having done that.
Christian Bale
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Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?
Robert A Cook
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Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available, they will frequently wallow in their own urine, giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.
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Get busy today folks! If youre a gardener and youre clothes aint dirty by the end of the day, you need to seriously re-examine your life!!
Rev Run
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Until you've been in politics you've never really been alive; it's rough and sometimes it's dirty and it's always hard work and tedious details. But, it's the only sport for grown-ups all other games are for kids.
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Yes, I wanted to be a shoe designer, but I never thought it could be a profession. But what was the alternative? Doctor? Too dirty! Air hostess? Maybe not! Then someone gave me a book on Roger Vivier and, cherie, instantly I knew that was it!
Christian Louboutin
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I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself, 'Man, you were so honest - can't you have some fun? Can't you do some really down and dirty lying?' But the puritan in me thinks that if I tell a lie, I'll be punished.
Willem Dafoe
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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