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Funny Drinking With Strawsinking With Straws Quotes & Sayings
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.
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Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.
Jerrod Niemann
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I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.
Paris Hilton
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I quite drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.
Freddie Hubbard
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I took a bottle of pills. I'd been in Europe and I had a lot of absinthe and I was just drinking and drinking, trying to, you know, just shut my body down.
Jack Osbourne
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koc
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If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
Edward Koch
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I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
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I recently gave up Warcraft so my productivity, and drinking, have increased dramatically.
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I buy store-brand groceries so I can afford top-shelf booze.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.
Robbie Williams
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Satiety comes of too frequent repetition; and he who will not give himself leisure to be thirsty can never find the true pleasure of drinking
Michel De Montaigne
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Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.
Aaron Howard
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The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
Terry Goodkind
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You think drinking and driving is dangerous, try drinking and manscaping.
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Drinking is a way of ending the day
Ernest Hemingway
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Drinking is the soldier's pleasure.
John Dryden
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