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Funny Drunk Best Friend Quotes & Sayings
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A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with you.
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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A good friend helps you when you fall. A Best Friends laughs in your face and trips you again!
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A friend is like a good bra: close to your heart, hard to find, and supportive.
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An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
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A friend helps you up when you get knocked down, a true friend says "Stay down, I got this."
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho Marx
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
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A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".
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That one friend that can make anything funny just by the way they say it.
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Being a best friend is more than sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
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