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Funny Expert Quotes & Sayings
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And in Hollywood, you know, everyone is an expert. Most of them are expert editors. They can't direct, they can't write, they can't act, but, by God, they all think they can edit.
John Frankenheimer
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I have spoken to expert audiences occasionally, but then no audience is expert over the whole range of things I want to explore.
David Antin
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If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert.
David Ben-Gurion
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
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It's funny, when you change your diet, everyone is suddenly a nutritional expert.
Jamie Bell
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The media tends to report rumors, speculations, and projections as facts... How does the media do this? By quoting some expert... you can always find some expert who will say something hopelessly hopeless about anything.
Peter McWilliams
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The media tends to report rumors, speculations, and projections as facts... How does the media do this? By quoting some "expert"... you can always find some expert who will say something hopelessly hopeless about anything.
Peter McWilliams
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What's an expert? I read somewhere, that the more a man knows, the more he knows, he doesn't know. So I suppose one definition of an expert would be someone who doesn't admit out loud that he knows enough about a subject to know he doesn't really know how much.
Malcolm Forbes
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Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!
Arjun Loveable
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Of course I talk to myself, Because sometimes I need expert advice.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
WCFields
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm not an expert, but I want to be.
Ben Nicholson
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Who's to say who's an expert?
Paul Newman
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
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Try, try, try, and keep on trying is the rule that must be followed to become an expert in anything.
W Clement Stone
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I'm not a marriage expert, quite clearly.
Cathy Freeman
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An expert is someone who tells you why you can't do something.
Alec Issigonis
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Try, try, try, and keep on trying is the rule that must be followed to become an expert in anything.
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An expert knows all the answers - if you ask the right questions.
Levi Strauss
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