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I don't think of myself as a policy expert. I think education is the most important thing.
Jenna Bush
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Psychiatric expert testimony: mendacity masquerading as medicine.
Thomas Szasz
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In Lake Havasu AZ... Currently an expert at sneaking my cat into hotels.
Audrey Kitching
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We expert teachers know that motivation and emotional impact are what matter.
Donald Norman
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
Laurence J Peter
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Every book is a new journey. I never felt I was an expert on a subject as I embarked on a project.
David McCullough
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I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this war is about what most wars are about: hegemony, money, power and oil.
Dustin Hoffman
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An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
Steven Weinberg
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You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.
Franz Grillparzer
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
Earl Wilson
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Do you prefer classroom or office. Masquerade expert or novice. We can play the objective is the same.
Miguel Jontel
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I owe much to mother. She had an expert's understanding, but also approached art emotionally.
David Rockefeller
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My advice is to go into something and stay with it until you like it. You can't like it until you obtain expertise in that work. And once you are an expert, it's a pleasure.
Milton Garland
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For it is the duty of an astronomer to compose the history of the celestial motions through careful and expert study.
Nicolaus Copernicus
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An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy
Benjamin Stolberg
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
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I am not an expert in this field but I do try to keep up to date with the Bundesliga. And I do follow World Cups and European Championships more closely.
Angela Merkel
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If it gets to the Supreme Court, I'll have the directors of every museum in the country as expert testimony that my work is legitimate art.
Jock Sturges
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