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Good choice putting $4,000 rims on your 1998 Honda Civic. That's like Betty White going out and getting her tits done.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball.
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When I have children I am going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that like a Boss!
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
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I hate when I'm wearing my Apple Bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the furrrr.
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'Lehme gedda uh' = I would like to order something from your fine establishment, but I have to make up my mind first.
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Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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My children, as long as you live, the shadow of the Hiss Case will brush you. In every pair of eyes that rests on you, you will see pass, like a cloud passing behind a woods in winter, the memory of your father - dissembled in friendly eyes, lurking in unfriendly eyes.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
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They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.'
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
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It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 2 months from December and no one gives a shit.
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