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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
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Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
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I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
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I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes.
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Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook.
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I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
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May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake.
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Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture.
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Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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