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I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.
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Opening your cabinet, seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling, and quickly closing it for the next person to deal with.
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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
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If you listen closely you can hear the gas pump tell your kid's college fund to go fu.. itself.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.
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Just saw a homeless guy sleeping in a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. It must be his alarm system.
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Hey I just met you, & this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts. You're face looks tasty!
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I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
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That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves....and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class.
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They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay.
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Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the menu.
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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Friends are like bum cheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together.
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
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Sorry the casting of Fifty Shades of Grey has caused you to completely revamp your mastur...... fantasies.
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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