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Funny Family Lifeembly Line Quotes & Sayings
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I think third cousins is distant enough for fellatio.
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Sorry about shipping you to a retirement home.
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Running away from your family's problems will not provide solutions. What you really want are solid solutions and a reasonable plan to address family conflict and pain.
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It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. When he arrives, he puts his beak right on the line and he's hypnotized!
Joey Santiago
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Its funny because once you do a comedy then the next opportunities you get are sort of in that line. I would love to do something dramatic but right now comedy is more kind of where my wheel house is.
Kristen Bell
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At the eye doctor...Doctor: Please read the lowest line you can. Me: Made in China.
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You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin' kidney! But it's also the families that you create outside of your family. And you really find out what kind of people you're friends with.
Sarah Hyland
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You're the man I want our children to spend their weekends with.
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
Woody Allen
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I hope alcoholism isn't hereditary...
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Babysitting your child is all the birth control I need.
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Let's go do something we can complain our future children never do anymore.
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Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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When it comes to serving family, there shouldn't be any excuse.
Terry Mark
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What's the most important thing in life? To me, it's FAMILY...If you take away the fame & fortune they're the ones that will always be there.
Hussein Uolt
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The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
Desmond Tutu
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Loyalty is what Christ asked of his disciples. Loyalty is what we have to show to each member of our family if our family is to become a more Christlike family.
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I love being with my family, feeling that Im both protector and protected.
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Real family does not come from your blood. It is the people standing beside you when no one else is.
Nishan Panwar
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