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Funny Flood Water Quotes & Sayings
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your loving me like water. Your slippin' through my fingers such a natural disaster love. Bringing on the flood, the flood. Love me like a flood, a flood. Bring it on.
Cheryl Cole
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The FEMA flights were people who literally were saved from being stuck in the water, many of them literally on roof tops or displaced or (left) homeless by the flood.
Tom Green
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W C Fields
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If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Winston Churchill
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Second, there are two problems with respect to mobile homes in particular. One is we obviously don't want to put them in a flood plain, because if there's another flood, you're going to lose the mobile home.
Michael Chertoff
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No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
Jarod Kintz
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It's the board I had a problem with. I could totally handle being in the water and stuff. I came here to do my own stunts. Water! Ocean! Action! Big waves! That water, that water has tamed me. You can feel that the world is connected to it.
Michelle Rodriguez
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The National Flood Insurance Program is a valuable tool in addressing the losses incurred throughout this country due to floods. It assures that businesses and families have access to affordable flood insurance that would not be available on the open market.
Gary Miller
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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A liberal is a person who believes that water can be made to run uphill. A conservative is someone who believes everybody should pay for his water. I'm somewhere in between: I believe water should be free, but that water flows downhill.
Theodore White
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Today more than 20,000 communities participate in the National Flood Insurance Program. More than 90 insurance companies sell and service flood service insurance. There are more than four million policies covering the total of $800 billion.
Gary Miller
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Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.
Bruce Lee
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The water is your friend. You don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.
Aleksandr Popov
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It's a beautiful thing, diving into the cool crisp water and then just sort of being able to pull your body through the water and the water opening up for you.
Dawn Fraser
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Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.
Bruce Lee
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Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
Tom Hiddleston
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Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.
Bible
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