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Funny Food Recipes Quotes & Sayings
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It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
Alan Ladd
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
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I thought I would someday outgrow Ramen noodles. Man, was I wrong.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
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Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.
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One day, Im gonna make the onions cry...
Tanya Bianco
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Science means simply the aggregate of all the recipes that are always successful. All the rest is literature.
Paul Valery
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I wish my microwave had a 'stealth mode' so the people I'm living with don't know I'm having a midnight snack.
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I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.
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I had a dream that I was drowning in orange soda. Turned out it was just a Fanta sea.
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If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.
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PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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Given the amount of food I plan to gorge on this year, I'm not confident in the integrity of this chair's construction.
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your a.. before having a shit.
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Robert Orben
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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