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Funny Food Recipes Quotes & Sayings
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Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.
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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!
Chris Rock
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When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also the thoughtful preparation of meals, the serving of meals, meals communally shared: a sense of the sacred in the profane.
Joyce Carol Oates
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An awful lot of people think it's easy to lift recipes out.
Elizabeth David
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I tested a lot of old cornbread recipes and most of them were bland or tough.
Jeremy Jackson
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I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories.
Thomas Keller
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A mixture of admiration and pity is one of the surest recipes for affection.
Arthur Helps
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I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.
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If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
Unknown
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Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
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Living creatures are nourished by food, and food is nourished by rain; rain itself is the water of life, which comes from selfless worship and service.
Bhagavad Gita
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Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fu.. did you use before!?
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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I want the type of relationship that Rick Ross has with his refrigerator.
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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...
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