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Funny Football Poems At Chris Quotes & Sayings
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Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings.
George F Wil
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something
Dick Butkus
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting in the nosebleed section.
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Football is easy if you're crazy as hell
Bo Jackson
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Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
Craig Ferguson
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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers
Merle Kessler
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Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.
John Mckay
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If I can join hands with FIFA and other continental bodies to promote football globally, then I can do more than that to raise African football to new heights.
Roger Milla
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
Merle Kessler
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You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will
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I feel I have a lot to learn from English football and I am completely open to good influences in my way of thinking football. But I also have things to give them.
Jose Mourinho
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He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea Handler
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My dream was to play football for the Oakland Raiders. But my mother thought I would get hurt playing football, so she chose baseball for me. I guess moms do know best.
Rickey Henderson
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An atheist is a guy who watches a N�tre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins
Dwight David Eisenhower
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An atheist is a guy who watches a N�tre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins
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When it's football season, I'm all football.
Hayden Fry
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Sectional football games have the glory and the despair of war, and when a Texas team takes the field against a foreign state, it is an army with banners.
John Steinbeck
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