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Funny Gay Status Crush Quotes & Sayings
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I spent my teen years trying to rationalize, 'All right, fine, I may be attracted to women, but I can't be a lesbian. I like Laura Ashley polished cottons, and I throw like a girl. I cry for no apparent reason. Oh my God, I'm a gay man!'
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Hey you, you make me act like an idiot if you are close to me.
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When your crush asks you, 'So, who do you like?' and your heart skips a beat, wondering if you should tell them or not.
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That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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I had a huge crush on Olga Korbut, the gymnast. The only other person was Cliff Richard, which is embarrassing, it means that when I was seven I had bad taste and was presumably gay.
Hugh Grant
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I don't understand how some people have the courage to tell their crush they like them. I don't even have the courage to ask for extra ketchup at McDonald's.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like po.. lesbians.
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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