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Funny Gentleman Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Gentleman" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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A real gentleman, even if he loses everything he owns, must show no emotion. Money must be so far beneath a gentleman that it is hardly worth troubling about.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
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This story is based on a gentleman who indeed did... used to come to my parents' house in 1971 from Bangladesh. He was at the University of Rhode Island. And I was four, four years old, at the time, and so I actually don't have any memories of this gentleman.
Jhumpa Lahiri
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I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together.
Charles Dickens
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I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own. The instinct to do that is inside every good man, I believe. The rules about opening doors and buying dinner and all of that other 'gentleman' stuff is a chess game, especially these days.
Anna Kendrick
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If Wellington epitomizes the English gentleman, Eisenhower epitomizes the natural American gentleman.
John Keegan
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
Frederick Douglass
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The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth.
Benjamin Disraeli
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Girls; you say you want a gentleman then act like a lady. Guys; if you want a lady, act like a gentleman. That's that. It's really easy
Unknown
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With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.
Otto Von Bismarck
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I'm very much a gentleman in what I do.
Little Richard
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I'm trying to be more of a gentleman.
Jason Mraz
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I am at heart a gentleman.
Marlene Dietrich
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A gentleman can live through anything.
William Faulkner
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And though it is much to be a nobleman, it is more to be a gentleman.
Anthony Trollope
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He is every other inch a gentleman.
Rebecca West
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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No lady is ever a gentleman.
James Branch Cabell
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It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer.
W Somerset Maugham
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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