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Funny Getting Laid Quotes & Sayings
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Dear guy on the dance floor 'Raising the roof,' you're not raising your chances of getting laid.
Unknown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastard creation of a barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of its deities. Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptions this is the most reasonless and offensive. The notion of symbolizing s..ual love by a semis..less babe, and comparing the pains of passion to the wounds of an arrow --of introducing this pudgy homunculus into art grossly to materialize the subtle spirit and suggestion of the work --this is eminently worthy of the age that, giving it birth, laid it on the doorstep of prosperity.
Ambrose Bierce
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Laid back it's all been done before
Avril Lavigne
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Can't be laid back with everyone. Some take advantage of that..
Unknown
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Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
Pearl Jam
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If I was a s.. symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
Moby
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I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing.
Izaak Walton
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The last of our enemies is laid low.
Clement Attlee
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Ugly girls know their fate, anybody can get laid.
REM
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Being single sucks if you can't get laid. If you can, it's perfect.
Unknown
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I am blessed because JESUS laid down his life for me.
Unknown
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I could never have a clingy relationship, has to be as laid back as possible.
Unknown
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I'm concerned my workouts have become tailored more to not dying than to getting laid.
Unknown
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Good things come to those who wait, cause she laid me.
Blink 182
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It's easy to be around me. I just naturally have that laid back personality
Unknown
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I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.
Steve Tyler
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
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