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Funny Good Intentions Quotes & Sayings
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I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day. But if you've got a fantasy of Ozzy, who am I to say? I mean, if you think I sleep upside-down in the rafters and fly around at night and bite people's throats out, then that's your thing. But I can tell you now, all I ever wanted was for people to come to my concerts and have a good time. I don't want anyone to harm themselves in any way, shape or form-and my intentions are good whether people want to believe it or not. I'm not going to suddenly become a Jesus freak or anything. But I do have my beliefs and my beliefs are certainly not satanic.
Ozzy Osbourne
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt possibly believe it all) and somewhere in the dark recesses of the vacant space left behind after he sold his soul to the devilhe probably believes that ultimately, his intentions are good. Hed be wrong of coursebut, he must be used to that by now .
Jules Carlysle
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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When your flaws are stitched together with good intentions, your flaws make you beautiful.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Our intentions may be very good, but, because the intelligence is limited, the action may turn out to be a mistake - a mistake, but not necessarily a sin, for sin comes out of a wrong intention.
E Stanley Jones
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
Nishan Panwar
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
Sophie Tucker
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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
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When your flaws are stitched together with good intentions, your flaws make you beautiful.
Darren McGreevy
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True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.
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I have to think of what episodes weve shot. I think we always get a lot of fun out of big group brawls and chaos. Also, I think we continue to have those episodes where we try to help someone, and it goes awry. I think thats a really nice staple of our show, good intentions gone bad. Boy, you know, its amazing how your brain can turn into a sieve and you can literally forget episodes that you have shot.
Gillian Jacobs
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It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Oscar Wilde
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Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.
Brittany Snow
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Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
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In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.
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