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Funny Gud Morning Status Quotes & Sayings
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Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
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It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day...instead of waking up every morning...
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
JRR Tolkien
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has to be done to the best of my ability. And when you've done the best you can, you can't do any better.
Harry S Truman
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
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Funny how fast you can get up in the morning once you've realize you overslept.
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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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