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Funny Gud Morning Status Quotes & Sayings
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning.
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I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button...
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
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Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
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Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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The night may be dark, the moon may not come and the stars may hide, but don't worry, I am here to brighten up your night. gud night
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
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