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Funny Gud Morning Status Quotes & Sayings
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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I will complain about my privacy being invaded by the government right after I update my dating profile to attract strangers on the internet.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Our deepest sympathies to Aaron Hernandez's fellow prison inmates on not getting someone as pretty as Tom Brady.
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At least my job description doesn't involve repairing the economy or being the new head football coach at Penn State.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, Then people gonna treat you better, You're gonna find, yes you will, That you're beautiful as you feel
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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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