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Funny Gym Jokes Chef Quotes & Sayings
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
Gordon Ramsay
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I truly believe that we have so many different characters. My father, when he is in the boxing gym, is 'Floyd Joy.' My uncle is 'The Black Mamba.' We have children that are characters. And of course, myself, I am leading the pack. So many different personalities and so many people inside the gym and outside the gym. We have fun, but we know when to turn it on and when to turn it off.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I've started hitting the gym over the past few weeks like never before. It's because I love my new gym, and exercising gets my endorphins going and really lifts my mood.
Kelly Osbourne
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I'm not a huge gym person, so I try to stay away from the gym. But I love to run on the beach or go for a walk. It's better than riding a stationary bike.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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I was always a leader by example, being the first in the gym and the last in the gym
John Wall
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I always did, I always showed up to gym class without my gym clothes. Sometimes they make you write out of this book - you'd have to copy, like, paragraphs or pages out of this stupid health book or whatever. Or other times they'd make you come after class, or other times they'd make you go to summer school, which I had to do once too.
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JWOWW, I've seen her in the gym & she's throwin' out combos.. I've also got a little taste of a smack myself.
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I made a gym, it's the best gym in Nicaragua, I have kids that this year July 6th through the 11th will be fighting and then will go on to the Central American Games and I'm sure at least one will win a gold medal.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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Nutrition facts are useless, just show me how long I have to be at the gym if I eat this.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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