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Funny Halloween Teac Quotes & Sayings
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This Halloween I'm going as the ghost of our federal government.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Halloween's over, you can take off you ugly face now.
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Halloween is for dressing as something you're not. That's why most girls go as s..y.
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Here's to Miley Cyrus for somehow making all Halloween costumes prior to 2013 look shockingly unslutty.
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I love Halloween, it's the only night of the year I may end up getting drunk with Spider-Man and going home with a cheerleader.
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I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.
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Just go as a whor.. for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it.
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
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May your Halloween be scarier than what's actually going on with our country.
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You think Halloween comes only once a year? wrong. Walk into Walmart at 3 in the morning. That's some scary sketchy shit.
Mitchell Perry
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
Rita Rudner
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Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan
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This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien
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Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
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I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut...
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The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself... and spiders! Happy Halloween!
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I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's the artist, and then a void and the audience; but I like to be part of the audience. I'd like to be them, and I'd like them to be me for an hour and a half. I get criticized for being the antichrist, causing kids to commit suicide, but that's total bullsh-t. My intentions are not that. Every year they have Halloween, and all I do is take Halloween night out on the road every night. It's like a Halloween party every night. If that was the case on Halloween night, the police cells would be full--everyone would have turned Satanic for the night!.
Ozzy Osbourne
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Want to scare every guy you know this Halloween? Dress as a replacement ref.
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