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Funny Halloween Teach Quotes & Sayings
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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Halloween is just like any other day, people still just pretending to be something they're not.
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Halloween is just like any other day, a bunch of people running around pretending to be someone their not.
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I feel like every Halloween a couple girls try to outwhor.. the costume they had the year before.
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Halloween is day when you can pretend to be something you're not, and not get judged for it.
Denicia Provencio
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You know why I love November 1st? 50% off Halloween candy!
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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Earth teach me to forget myself as melted snow forgets its life. Earth teach me resignation as the leaves which die in the fall. Earth teach me courage as the tree which stands all alone. Earth teach me regeneration as the seed which rises in the spring.
William Alexander
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Teach success before teaching responsibility. Teach them to believe in themselves. Teach them to think, 'I'm not stupid'. No child wants to fail. Everyone wants to succeed.
Al Green
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They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth.
Tina Yothers
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If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.
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I asked my boyfriend if he already knows what he's going to be for Halloween. He replied: "Single."
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Halloween, just another day people pretend to be somebody they're not.
Bernajoy Vaal
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The tree can teach you forbearance and tolerance. It offers shade to all, irrespective of age, s.. or religion, nationality or status. It helps with fruit and shade even to the foe who lays his axe on its trunk! The dog can teach you a lesson in Faith, Self-less service and the process of Dedication.
Sri Sathya Sai Baba
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Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.
Vikrant Parsai
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I miss you like a diabetic kid miss his halloween treats.
Unknown
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Those who can do, those who can't teach.
George Bernard Shaw
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Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.
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Halloween: a magical and mysterious holiday all full of surprises in which, amongst treats and tricks, fear and horror turn into joy and play.
Jean Paul Malfatti
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
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