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Funny Happy Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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One by one each year flew by, since you both said 'I do' 25 years of memories, shared by the two of you. From big events and holidays, to simple daily pleasures. Some tearful times along lifes way, some joys that cant be measured. One by one each year now gone, but still theyre yours forever each and every memory, of a quarter Century together! Happy Silver Anniversary.
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Sending you the spirit of love, joy and giving. Unwrap it on Christmas eve. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
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I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420!
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Wishing you all a blessed Christmas and a prosperous New year. May God bless you more good health, Happiness and harmony among your household throughout the year to come. Happy Christmas to all.
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I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.
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Happy Mother's Day to a mom who didn't intentionally get knocked up to be on MTV.
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Happy Mother's Day to the greatest mom in the world besides Michelle Obama.
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Happy Mother's Day to a woman who thankfully will never be a candidate for the show Monster In-Laws.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone smart enough to avoid motherhood.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whom I'm even more dependent on now than when I was in utero.
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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.
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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pu... too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off... and I know why.
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.
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If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
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Christmas is the time to celebrate the love of God. It is the time to share the blessings of God. This time is to spread cheer all around. Wishing you Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas.
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