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Funny Happy Holidays Quotes & Sayings
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I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty
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May the spirit of the holidays warm your heart and home.
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The highlight of my holidays = smelling like a new born baby and getting bags under my eyes.
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What is happy? I think happy's in the moment. I don't think everybody can be happy all the time.
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At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. It's like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And it's not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.
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At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don't really expect it. It's like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And it's not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.
Meredith Grey
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If you're Happy and you know it thank your ex!
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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg
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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way?
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I have the biggest sweet tooth. After the holidays, I gotta start working out.
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Holidays are the best. I couldn't imagine being from a small family.
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Have a happy Mother's Day before your kids reach an age when they're completely jaded about Mother's Day.
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I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pus..! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins
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I don't know what a happy ending is. If something is happy, then the ending must be sad, because it stopped the happy thing. the only time an end is happy is if the thing it ended was bad.
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There are no happy endings. Endings are the saddest part, so just give me a happy middle and a very happy start.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Age is something that doesnt matter, unless you are a cheese.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
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If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.
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