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Funny Health Food Quotes & Sayings
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Mark Twain
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Fish are friends, not food! -Bruce
Finding Nemo
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This salad would taste a lot better if it were a cupcake...
Unknown
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Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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Being overweight and obesity are major risk factors for many chronic diseases for South Dakotans of all ages. When people are overweight or obese, they have more health problems and more serious health problems, in addition to higher health care costs.
Mike Rounds
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We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f*cking lactose intolerance?!
Chris Rock
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Money will buy a bed but not sleep; books but not brains; food but not appetite; finery but not beauty; a house but not a home; medicine but not health; luxuries but not culture; amusements but not happiness; religion but not salvation; a passport to everywhere but heaven.
Unknown
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Money will buy a bed but not sleep; books but not brains; food but not appetite; finery but not beauty; a house but not a home; medicine but not health; luxuries but not culture; amusements but not happiness; religion but not salvation; a passport to everywhere but heaven.
Unknown
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When poets write about food it is usually celebratory. Food as the thing-in-itself, but also the thoughtful preparation of meals, the serving of meals, meals communally shared: a sense of the sacred in the profane.
Joyce Carol Oates
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The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
Unknown
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Commercials are not the only junk food in the speech market - indeed, when compared to shallow news reporting, vacuous television shows, or political doublespeak, commercials are not even the most harmful to mental health.
Rodney A Smolla
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Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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When I'm depressed I cut myself...a piece of cake!
Unknown
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Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked.
Unknown
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra
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If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.
Unknown
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
Unknown
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I admire your use of the Food Network as a distraction from your eating disorder.
Unknown
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If you get health, then you have opportunity for literacy. Health first, then literacy. Once you have literacy, then you have a chance to bring in the new tools of communication. Let people reach out and have access to the latest advances.
Bill Gates
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Liberty is to the collective body, what health is to every individual body. Without health no pleasure can be tasted by man; without liberty, no happiness can be enjoyed by society.
Thomas Jefferson
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