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Funny Health Food Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Health Food" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose
Garrison Keillor
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Believe in the process: if you eat sugary, fatty food every day you will get fat. So if you eat healthy food everyday, you will get skinny.
Unknown
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Putting food on other people is considered s..y. Dropping food on yourself is considered sloppy. Double standards are the worst.
Unknown
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Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day.
Unknown
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of s.. in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I don't enjoy traveling in America. I don't like the food, the cars. It is not exotic enough. It all tastes a bit like airline food.
Carla Bley
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Make food a very incidental part of your life by filling your life so full of meaningful things that you'll hardly have time to think about food.
Peace Pilgrim
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Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"
Erma Bombeck
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One has got to choose between the two evils, also between the lesser of the two evils in the matter of food, and therefore vegetarian food has got to he taken by man in order to sustain human life.
Morarji Desai
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After failing four times and after working for other people and realizing that nobody paid attention to the food like they should have, we wanted to just pay attention to the food and service.
Paul Prudhomme
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I brought together experts from health care, business, academic institutions, and the community to develop a comprehensive blueprint for eliminating racial and ethnic disparities in health care in the City of Boston.
Thomas Menino
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I used to hang out by the food table at parties because you don't have to talk to anybody. If you do then you can talk about the food.
Jennifer Jason Leigh
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People who say healthy food doesn't taste good, just don't know what real food taste like!
Unknown
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Food can become such a point of anxiety - not because it's food, but just because you have anxiety. That's how eating disorders develop.
Vanessa Carlton
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News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not the material itself
Rose McCaulay
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Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it
Yogi Berra
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There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
Unknown
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Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.
Luigi Barzine
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I think about food all the time. It's my passion; it's my profession. But some people think about food all the time because they're hungry. We can put an end to this if we join forces and lend a hand.
Cat Cora
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I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.
Unknown
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