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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.
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Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.
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I'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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Thanks to the catastrophic greenhouse effect, Labor Day no longer signifies the end of summer.
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Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it.
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This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games.
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Friendship Day is the perfect time to not reflect on the friends I've methodically erased from my life.
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
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I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
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I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook.
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD.
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Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I would never do that to anyone as smart, respected, and gifted as you. Have a great one.
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