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Funny Hump Day Quotes & Sayings
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate pe..s wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
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Happy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my s..ual orientation.
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You're such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy Boss's Day!
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Labor Day is a fitting tribute to the contributions of American workers in industries other than those that recently destroyed America.
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This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.
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Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.
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I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
Ted Nugent
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Do not free the camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.
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Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.
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If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it into submission, that's the only way. -Patches O Houlihan
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This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing.
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If you think you're having a bad day, just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom.
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Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.
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I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare...
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If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate.
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Friendship Day is the perfect time to thank you for lending me money and to see if I can borrow more.
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Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here.
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Thanks for helping me learn from your mistakes with men.
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This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.
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