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Funny Job Interview A Quotes & Sayings
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
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The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, how did you get to be a homos..ual anyway?' tell them, 'Homos..uals are chosen first on talent, then interview. The swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.'
Karen Williams
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
Bill Maher
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Give a man a job and you have an employee. Teach a man how to shift blame and you have a manager.
Unknown
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The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.
Unknown
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You really should not do this job unless you're willing to put in that enormous amount of effort. You should not do the job unless you're willing to take risks. And you shouldn't do the job unless you're willing to lose the job, too.
Anthony A Williams
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your job is not to judge. You job is not figure out if someone deserves something. Your job is to lift the fallen, to restore the broken, and to heal the hurting.
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My job is to do the work, and how many people watch it, the reception that it gets, and all of that is just business. My job is to go in, do the role, and do the best job that I can do. It doesnt matter whether youre on NBC, CBS, UPN, The WB, or whatever. It doesnt matter. Your job is to go in and do that job to the best of your ability every week.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Slappy White
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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God put haters on this earth for two reasons: 1. To motivate others. 2. To give no lives a job.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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My job is to make sure that if you're a family in Florida, your children can get a good education and you have the opportunity for a job. That's my job and that's what I think about every day.
Rick Scott
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
Rosie O'Donnell
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Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.
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