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Funny Job Interview A Quotes & Sayings
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Good luck studying information you'll never use in the job you won't have when you graduate.
Unknown
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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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Our job is to sell our clients' merchandise... not ourselves. Our job is to kill the cleverness that makes us shine instead of the product. Our job is to simplify, to tear away the unrelated, to pluck out the weeds that are smothering the product message.
William Bernbach
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I wish my job was still secure enough to take days off for Jewish holidays I don't observe.
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any
Fred Astaire
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I am not one of these guys who works job after job after job.
Ed Harris
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You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence Peter
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Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'
Unknown
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I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.
Joel Lindley
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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Like with Parks and Recreation, it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
Aziz Ansari
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali
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Dear, eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. DO YOUR JOB.
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What's your name, where you from? Almost done with interview. I'm into having intercourse, is that something that interests you?
Fabolous
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This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
Charisma Carpenter
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You just have to hope that they'll grant you an interview.
Lisa Guerrero
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