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Funny Jokes On Computer Science Quotes & Sayings
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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
Unknown
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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I know nothing of the science of astrology and I consider it to be a science, if it is a science, of doubtful value, to be severely left alone by those who have any faith in Providence.
Mahatma Gandhi
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Unknown
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Glad I could show you how to turn your computer on, Mom.
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Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
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If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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I appreciate the sentiment that I am a popular woman in computer gaming circles; but I prefer being thought of as a computer game designer rather than a woman computer game designer. I don't put myself into gender mode when designing a game.
Roberta Williams
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Science Fiction is not just about the future of space ships travelling to other planets, it is fiction based on science and I am using science as my basis for my fiction, but it's the science of prehistory - palaeontology and archaeology - rather than astronomy or physics.
Jean M Auel
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If we suppose that many natural phenomena are in effect computations, the study of computer science can tell us about the kinds of natural phenomena that can occur.
Rudy Rucker
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COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
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To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
Paul Ehrlich
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