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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
Tim Allen
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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
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A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.
VPSkipper
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
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love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
Nikhil Saluja
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
Nick Faldo
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I love the romance of 'let's get married,' but then, when you have it so perfect...I mean, I'm more married than anybody can be, we have two kids. Maybe one day, but it's something I can really do without.
Vanessa Paradis
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There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
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Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
Henry Ward Beecher
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I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Charles Bukowski
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I've never been married and I've no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious.
Francesca Annis
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I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
Richard Pryor
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There are many women who are happy to be married, but only a few who are married happily.
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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Anna Magnani
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I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.
Rod Stewart
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Sometimes when I visit my sister and her two children, I wonder if she missed a lot by getting married. Right now, nothing could be further from my mind than getting married.
Natalie Wood
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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
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Today, I think more than ever before, we have to speak up and speak out to end discrimination based on s..ual orientation. Dr. King used to say when people talked about blacks and whites falling in love and getting married, you know, at one time, in the state of Virginia, in my native state of Alabama, in Georgia and other parts of the South blacks and whites could not fall in love and get married. And Dr. King took a simple argument and said, races don't fall in love and get married. Individuals fall in love and get married.
John Lewis
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