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Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?
Gary Becker
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All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :
Ritu Ghatourey
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s.. is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry Humphries
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A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.'
Lord Barnett
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What I really tried to do with Helen was make her show this sad side of her. She was married off at 16, was so young and living in this castle that can't leave because of how she looks, and married to a man she hates and three times her age.
Diane Kruger
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.
Unknown
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Jackie Mason
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s..iness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
Joanne Woodward
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
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Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.
Will Ferrell
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You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to get married, you wont have any s... I know married couples, they dont have s..!
Brody Jenner
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I'm married with three kids. The band was on the road before I was married and groupies are something you can have if you're into that. Some guys do, but not this band really we do some partying and not the groupie thing.
3 Doors Down
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I heard we'll get you a pass because we know you're married to a black woman. You're married to a sister so we'll give you that pass but also, those who know me but also if they look at the body of work, it is the bigger picture.
Blair Underwood
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My parents got married late and they had kids late, so I never felt a social or cultural thing to be married or pregnant or a homeowner by a certain age.
Anna Kendrick
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I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.
Don Adams
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There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Oscar Wilde
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If I get married, I want to be very married
Audrey Hepburn
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If I get married, I want to be very married.
Audrey Hepburn
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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