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Tall, blue-eyed, tatted, long hair, funny, respectful, faithful, easy-going.. If I can find a guy with all that, I might get married.
Unknown
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A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married.
Anna Magnani
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I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it.
Hattie McDaniel
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I love actors. I married one. OK, I married a fantastic one.
Felicity Huffman
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I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore.
Cynthia Nixon
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I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.
Patrick Marber
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At only 20 years old I got married. I was still a kid myself, but in those times, if you got someone pregnant, you had no choice but to get married. So I left school and the only thing I could do was sing.
David Soul
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Before we got married, I had tremendous ambition. Once we got married and I started having children, then I just thought that that was my real life. Steve was definitely more ambitious than I.
Eydie Gorme
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I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.
Lynda Barry
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Married friends divide the world between single and married. The singles table is always so motley, and you feel undignified.
John Cho
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I don't need to be married, but I feel married.
Jon Hamm
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I wasn't looking for another marriage. I had been married before. He is a nice man - a geologist, an Ernest Hemingway type. But Paul and I married because of convention.
Linda McCartney
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I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
Frank Sintara
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Thanks to all my friends this wedding season for being too immature or undateable to get married.
Unknown
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner
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I don't want to be married just to be married. I can't think of anything lonelier than spending the rest of my life with someone I can't talk to, or worse, someone I can't be silent with.
Mary Ann Shaffer
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob Hope
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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished...
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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