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Funny Just Married Quotes & Sayings
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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson
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There is an obvious element in me that wants to entertain people and make their faces light up so I wont only be singing songs about being a married woman. I always say a good example of that is Beyonce. She sang Single Ladies but everyone knows shes with Jay-Z. Im married to Russel Brand. I dont just have s.. once a week!
Katy Perry
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But once you buy a company, you are married. You are married to that company.
Henry Kravis
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I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before you get married, don't get married.
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Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know, such as: does that best man invite both guys to the bachelor party?
Jay Leno
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Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth even if he is right is married.
Vikrant Parsai
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Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
Gloria Steinem
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken
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You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
Chris Rock
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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They say they're preserving 'the sanctity of marriage' which means that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a heteros..ual guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel. The sanctity of marriage has been saved!
Lea DeLaria
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There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.
Dave Grohl
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I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.
Cathy Guisewite
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I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.
Britt Ekland
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Married women are just as capable of misery as singles, and single women are just as capable of happiness as married women. Both are capable of feeling loneliness and boredom and the weight of dependence.
Unknown
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Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age..
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I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Don Adams
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